WE ARE DARKSTAR
DARKSTAR VOLLEYBALL train and play at THE DARKSTAR STADIUM in a classified location in Derbyshire, England: co-ordinates are available on a need to know basis.
DARKSTAR VOLLEYBALL is governed by ‘The Singularity’ which brought DARKSTAR into being to provide all levels of volleyball competition and training for the human inhabitants of the sector - see below for further intel'.
DARKSTARS are commanded by ‘Controllers’ - highly trained and battle-hardened Generals of the court whose sole purpose in life is to bring victory to DARKSTAR.
If outsiders wish to communicate with DARKSTAR, they may contact ‘The Singularity’ via electronic mail through email@example.com - it may not respond.
Those who wish to become DARKSTAR may apply to join the ranks by contacting the relevant email address (see below) - and should include the following information in their communication: 1. their location, as a postcode, 2. their volleyball experience or an explanation of their potential (sporting prowess, commitment, height, etc.), 3. their perceived special-ability.
But remember, you do not choose DARKSTAR...
DARKSTAR chooses you.
THE DARKSTAR STADIUM
DARKSTAR DERBYSHIRE is the operational codename for DARKSTAR within the National Volleyball League.
In 2015-2016, VENUS and MARS battalions will launch a two-pronged assault on W2N and M3C of the NVL.
Experienced troops who wish to do battle for DARKSTAR should contact:
'DARKSTAR II & DARKSTAR III'
DARKSTAR also launches strike-forces to combat its enemies within the local vicinity, the front-line for this battle is the East Midlands Volleyball Association regional-league.
Female troops looking to sign-up should contact:
Male troops looking to sign-up should contact:
Our allies in the perpetual battle against inferior clubs are stationed at the UNIVERSITY OF DERBY - these troops also launch solo-sorties into BUCS territory.
Recruits seeking a tour of duty should contact:
'DARKSTAR RESERVES - GO SPIKE!'
DARKSTAR maintains a company of reserve troops. These are made up of civilians who wish to learn how to play volleyball, or merely seek to hone their skills in a more casual environment.
They muster on Wednesdays at DERBY ARENA from 1900 hours - report to the orderly stationed at the front desk.
Reserves requiring further intel' should add their name to the roster, here:
DARKSTAR GRUNTS is a top-secret experimental programme to create DARKSTARS from mortal humans.
To be considered you must be under the age of 18 and prepared to be taken apart and rebuilt as battle-ready infantry, capable of destroying all that cross your path.
DARKSTAR GRUNTS are assigned to two squadrons: the DOLLS and the DUDES.
If you think you've got what it takes... make contact with the:
DARKSTAR is all...